(Source: mufffliato, via thedemonshade)
May 25th, 2013
May 21st, 2013
The French Mistake
(via moclachanbhernard)
May 16th, 2013
May 13th, 2013
Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT
I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON
HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE EVER AND THEN SHOUTED “LATER MUGGLES” AND FUCKING RAN OFF
AM I DREAMING
(via confused-ape-child)
May 10th, 2013
aux états-unis, on ne dit pas «je t’aime,» on dit «yo obama hamburger mcdonalds rifle twerk it bitch,» qui veut dire «fout le camp. salope.» tragiquement beau.
(via moclachanbhernard)
May 5th, 2013
Plot twist: Only tumblr users survive the apocalypse because we were too lazy to go outside to see what was going on.
Second plot twist: We don’t realize everyone else is gone until we run out of food. We don’t really care until all the Nutella is gone.
Third plot twist: We finally all meet up because we have to repopulate the world.
Fourth plot twist: Everyone on tumblr actually gets laid.
(Source: braveponds, via confused-ape-child)
April 25th, 2013
(via madgrad2011)
April 21st, 2013
(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via cat-shaming)
April 18th, 2013
hush little laptop dont you cry. Mommy’s gonna find you some more wifi.
And if that wifi doesn’t work
Momma will destroy the fucking earth
(via confused-ape-child)
April 15th, 2013
- when my followers message me:
- when I message them back:
April 13th, 2013
(Source: bring-me-the-microwave, via sortofwittysometimes)
April 7th, 2013
(Source: cineraria, via confused-ape-child)
April 4th, 2013
“My friend who is a gardener sends me photos of himself at work” (via)
(via lome-lindi)
So I heard some of you want to know what I sleep in .
Lets just say I go full COMMANDO ~
Hot Right ?
I love the men of Tumblr …
Snuggle up with me, ladies.
I
Always
Use
Protection
Oh god.
THIS POST.
(via confused-ape-child)